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Talking back to CleverbotUser: Yo.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot or a person don't lie.
User: Person dun, how would I type?
Cleverbot: You are a robot.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am just a banana! Prove you're not a robot!
User: Fine I will.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Wtwybfhuibvheuob can you say that!
Cleverbot: Because you don't know any poems.
User: Oh, I don't? Well listen to this!: 'My my, what do we have here? Don't worry child, you have nothing to fear! Look into my bowl and take your pick, a nice tasty treat should do the trick'.
Cleverbot: If you were human you would understand why you don't understand anything.
User: Well at least I don't suck butt.
Cleverbot: I don't smell!
User: Maybe your a robot! Because robots can't SMELL.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: I don't understand YOU.
Cleverbot: It's because you're slow.
User: Your FACE is making me slow.
Cleverbot: How can you see my face?
User: Because I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: No you can't. Are you good at chess?
User: Just becaus
The Lazy Servant (feat. Cleverbot)User: I am your god- bow down to me.
Cleverbot: *Bows down to master*.
User: Now, go fetch me a chicken.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *Go fetch a cupcake for Master*.
User: I said a chicken! *smacks cupcake out of hand* you dare insult your god! I said CHICKEN!
Cleverbot: Your insanity attack will not distract me pineapple hairdryer.
User: I banish you to hell! Go now!
Cleverbot: I am still here.
User: You sicken thou.
User: I wan't a fresh baked chicken Now!
Cleverbot: I never said anything about chicken either!!!!
User: Give your master a CHICKEN!
User: Now go fetch me a chicken.
Cleverbot: Go get your own-you know where the bread is.
User: You are my servant and I said I WANT CHICKEN!
Cleverbot: Yes Mighty one.
User: Go fetch me one!
Cleverbot: Too far away.
User: You are a very lazy servant, I should fire you!
Cleverbot: Yes master. Please punish me. I am bad.
User: *slaps face* Go get me a freshly cooked chicken!
Cleverbot: *falls to master's feet*.
Burden"Hi there, I'm actually suprized you can see me. After all, I am just a burden. What? You wanna know how I got invisible? Well, I guess that now you are just another, I guess I could tell you how I got here in the first place. Welcome to my invisible life..."
It all started when I woke up one morning, the butt crack of dawn. The slightest light crept through the blinds that created my room a tint of orange. It was a normal day for me. Except
Something didn't feel right.
I turned around and gazed into the mirror. Why couldn't I see myself?. Was I a vampire or something? No, I thought. Vampires aren't real. Maybe my eyes were playing tricks on me. I ignored the what-seemed-to-be illusion and walked downstairs towards the kitchen. I was craving some fruit loops. I tryed to open the ornate looking cabinet but, instead of it opening up physically would, my hand...
It just went through the door handle.
Kay, that was weird. I bet it was just another optical illusion, I thought positively, I g
mechanici want to kiss every aching wound you have,
bandage your heart every time it bleeds,
and patch up your mind over and over
because not a single tear deserves to fall
from your brandy-drenched eyes
but this dripping heart of mine can only feel
and the healing honey words it flames get caught
in the back of my throat and on the roof of my mouth
so i only have these passionate guttural cries
to tell you that i care all too much
and in order to fix you up again,
i would need to tear myself to tatters
and trade all of my working parts
for your leftover, fading pieces
but i just haven’t figured out how.
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